Take that!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Fluffball.
(Source: reactions-101)
if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and i’m not trying to look intelligent anymore that means you’ve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship.
(Source: transformnerds)
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
(Source: frickingloki)
the countdown is on until CSI: Miami makes an episode about a zombie in florida who eats a guys face off
Let’s hope the writers
don’t bite off more than they can chew
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
How to become an action star:
1) Be in the Mission Impossible franchise
2) Be in the Marvel franchise
3) Be in the Bourne franchise
(Source: omgpip)
#I’ll be your guide today. My name is Loki. #Please make sure you keep an eye on, and follow, my staff. Don’t want you getting lost and ending up in Jotunheim do we? #Those Frost Giants are not very friendly. #We’re going to start the tour by meeting Heimdall, our gatekeeper. He’s the strong silent type. #Then we’ll move on to the stables to see Sleipnir, the eight-legged horse. #More on that later…
What has been seen, cannot be unseen *dying*
(Source: becausemcavoys)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#I’m going to be so cool thought Peter Parker to himself as he coloured his skin-tight suit
